- me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
- me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
- me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
- me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
- mom: do you have a boyfriend
- me: um yeah
- mom: does he exist
- me: obviously
- mom: does he know you exist
- me: not yet
I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund…
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
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